Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

Behold, trapped in a hellscape of their own invention, socially unaware old white men bound by the pretense of being fake lawyers yet knowing no law, no exquisite Latin terminology, they are inexplicably compelled to quibble over minutiae, squabble over triflings and bicker like those who value their backyards far too highly without even knowing the difference between an easement or an alleyway. At this very moment, you have entered the heart of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Welcome!

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Nov. 6, 2024

Special Client: Premature Ejaculection 2024

Matt, Brendan, and Heron discuss the upcoming presidential election between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump in a satirical manner. They joke about controversial campaign ads promising violence, celebrity endorsements, and the…

Nov. 2, 2024

Promo by Matt for new episode

They're coming back! Oh my. Tune in at 6 PM PST, Monday, Nov. 4 for the return of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker and a special episode with their newest client - Premature Ejaculection! --- Support this po…

Oct. 31, 2024

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Oct. 30, 2024

Promo by Brendan for brand new episode

Nov. 19, 2022

S5: Client 21 - This Is The End?

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker closes its doors. Feel free to reach out to qsblawoffices@gmail.com if you want to know stuff. Buy our merch here: https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access spec…

Nov. 12, 2022

S5: Client 20 - Recycling Deposed!

Venturing once again into environmental law, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker haul in their newest international client, Recycling Deposed! While attempting to depose the client, they also discuss Facebook pos…

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"I just want to say I look forward to your show every week, it's always great to hear others take on certain "clients" with the usual derailment that all great podcasts seen to have in common. Keep u…"

Happy Hr news | Jan. 5, 2021

These Guys Are The Best Human Beings In The World

"If you haven't listened to the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker then your life will never be complete. Where else can three old white men give vocal opinions that are unworthy of anyone's …"

Master Quibbler | April 6, 2021

My Best fave.

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Eugene Weldon | May 9, 2021

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Sanchez E. | June 24, 2021

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Ivana camp | Oct. 7, 2021

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